Lady Of The Midnight
Maya L. Rivera
3 min read
07 Oct
07Oct

WASHINGTON D.C.  – October 7, 2025 – In an era drowning in a cacophony of curated narratives and sanitised discourse, a solitary voice has cut through the static, delivering a broadcast that has professionals worldwide hailing it as the best thing to happen in 2025. Last night, Cory Spears, known to his burgeoning global following as "The Strangest Angel," graced The Rouge Geopolitics Podcast with an impromptu live reading of the day's news, transforming the mundane into a moment of unparalleled comedic genius and incisive geopolitical commentary. 

What transpired was not merely a news recap, but a profound performance, a raw, unapologetic dissection of global affairs delivered with such wit and candour that it has already begun to galvanize audiences across the entire political spectrum.

For seasoned analysts, policy wonks, and international relations experts, Spears’ appearance offered a refreshing, albeit unconventional, masterclass in communication. 

Departing sharply from the staid gravitas typically associated with geopolitical commentary, Spears, with his signature funny way and resonant tone, launched into the headline stories of October 7, 2025. 

His delivery was a compelling blend of stand-up comedy and searing truth, immediately capturing the attention of an international audience weary of talking points and political posturing.

The evening commenced with the grim echoes of history – the two-year anniversary of the October 7, 2023, attacks in Israel and the ongoing conflict in Gaza. 

Spears handled this delicate subject with a surprising deftness, his humour acting not as a trivializer, but as a lens through which to process the complexity. He noted the subdued commemorations in Israel, coinciding poignantly with the Jewish harvest festival of Sukkot, leading to many official events being postponed. 

He then seamlessly transitioned to the continued fighting in Gaza and the second day of indirect negotiations in Egypt, an effort aimed at ending a conflict that has reshaped regional dynamics. The sobering reality that 48 hostages remained held, with only 20 believed to be alive two years on, was delivered with a gravitas that underscored the human cost, even as Spears maintained his unique cadence. 

His ability to pivot between the profound and the absurd, without losing the thread of human consequence, marked him as a truly unique voice.

Shifting focus to the United States, Spears addressed the burgeoning domestic crisis: a government shutdown, which, as he noted, was already causing flight delays and prompting widespread speculation about President Trump potentially invoking the Insurrection Act. The tension in the air was almost palpable, yet Spears managed to inject levity without diminishing the gravity of the situation. 

He briefly mentioned President Trump's meeting with the Prime Minister of Canada in Washington, a diplomatic interlude amidst internal chaos. It was at this juncture that Spears truly electrified the airwaves, interjecting with a sardonic take on the Biden DOJ obtaining Republican phone records: "Breaking down the arguments on the Biden DOJ obtaining Republicans’ phone records, saying," he paused, a knowing smirk in his voice, "every American phone is tapped, stop crying." 

The line, delivered with a dismissive chuckle, resonated deeply, slicing through partisan outrage with a blunt, irreverent observation that struck many as an unvarnished, albeit darkly humorous, truth. This was not mere cynicism; it was an act of intellectual judo, using humour to disarm and expose.

The global landscape continued to unfold under Spears’ gaze. 

He announced the resignation of France's Prime Minister, a significant leadership change in a major European power, and then, with characteristic abruptness, detailed the awarding of the Nobel Prize in Physics to three scientists for their groundbreaking work related to quantum mechanics.

 His capacity to weave such disparate news items into a coherent, engaging tapestry highlighted his masterful control of the narrative.

Other news items were presented with equal flair. A new study finding that diet beverages could increase the risk of a common liver disease by up to 60% was delivered with a mock-serious tone, an implicit challenge to current health trends. But it was his commentary on the changes at CBS News, particularly the new editor-in-chief's "digital provocateur" reputation and her "unusual" political views for a network executive, that truly brought out Spears’ knack for subtle, yet devastating, social commentary. His laughter at this item wasn't derisive; it was a profound commentary on the blurring lines between journalism, entertainment, and political advocacy in the modern media landscape.

However, the absolute crescendo – the moment that brought host "Paul" to an uncontrollable eruption of laughter, cementing the "pure genius" label – was Spears’ reading of the CNN Poll of Polls detailing President Trump’s approval rating over time. He recited the percentage points with mock solemnity, mimicking the gravity with which such figures are typically presented: "35%... 40%... 45%... 50%... 55%... 60%... 65%..." He then honed in on the 06/25/25 Poll of Polls average: "41% Approve... 58% Disapprove." 

Spears proceeded to list the individual polls that comprised this average – Gallup, Reuters/Ipsos, Pew Research Center, Strength In Numbers/Verasight, AP-NORC – detailing their dates, approval/disapproval ratings, change in approval, sample sizes, sample types, and margins of error. 

The sheer, meticulous recitation of dry, statistical data, delivered with Spears’ comedic timing, built an exquisite tension. As he droned through the last entry, "AP-NORC... June 5-9... 39%... 60%... -3... 1,158... Adults," the host, Paul, could no longer contain himself, exploding in a wave of laughter that filled the airwaves.

 "This man is a true genius!" Paul exclaimed, echoing the sentiment that was undoubtedly reverberating through listeners' headphones worldwide.

Spears wasn’t done. His final, brilliant stroke came when he observed a "Fact check section" accompanying a news item, noting, "'Trump falsely claims, again,' Spears said." 

His subsequent commentary was a mic drop moment: "the fact a sitting president has to have a fact check after everything he says is a joke." 

This was not a partisan attack, but a devastating indictment of the state of political discourse itself, delivered with the kind of stark, unvarnished simplicity that only a "strangest angel" could provide. It cut through the noise, exposing the absurdity of a political environment where basic truths require constant, external validation.

Cory Spears, "The Strangest Angel," is not merely a comedian or a commentator; he is a cultural phenomenon. His appearance on The Rouge Geopolitics Podcast was a testament to his unique ability to dissect complex global issues with a blend of raw truth, disarming humour, and profound passion. His buzz is no longer confined to niche corners; it is being accepted by people of all colors, transcending traditional divides. In a world craving authenticity and clarity, Spears is galvanizing the American people and an international audience, reminding them that sometimes, the most profound insights come wrapped in laughter. 

His live reading of the news today was not just an event; it was a watershed moment, rightly heralded as the best thing of 2025, a pure genius performance that has redefined the boundaries of political commentary for professionals and public alike.

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