"Strangest Angel" Unleashes "Roast of the Century": Cory Spears Dismantles Jesse Watters and Fox News in Viral Spectacle

In a performance that has sent seismic waves through the media landscape and ignited global discourse, Cory Spears, famously known as "The Strangest Angel," delivered what can only be described as the "roast of the century," meticulously dissecting the journalistic ethics and perceived biases of Jesse Watters and Fox News. 

This was not merely a critique; it was a theatrical masterclass, a blistering evisceration delivered with a comedic timing and intellectual sharp-edgedness that positioned Spears as a fresh breath of air and a pure genius in an often-stale political commentary arena. The international audience watched, captivated, as Spears pulled back the curtain on what he decried as a "disgusting and shameful" media machine.

From the moment he stepped onto the virtual stage, Spears, with an almost prophetic intensity, commanded attention. 

He wasted no time in setting a scorching tone, his opening remarks instantly cementing the event as an unforgettable cultural moment. "Fox News is disgusting and shameful and nasty," Spears declared, his voice cutting through the digital ether, "my dog can't even watch the sh*t." 

This visceral opener immediately signaled that this would be no ordinary media analysis, but a raw, unfiltered expression of public sentiment that many have felt, but few dared articulate with such unbridled candor.

Spears' critique quickly pivoted from the network's general ethos to the specific conduct of one of its most prominent figures, Jesse Watters. 

The core of his argument revolved around what he perceived as Watters' unwavering, almost sycophantic, defense of former President Donald Trump. "Jesse Watters must be getting paid good money by Trump because Orange Head could kill someone and here come Jesse ass kissing and defending him like Trump his daddy," Spears asserted, painting a vivid, albeit scathing, picture of what he believes underpins a significant portion of Fox News's content.

Spears didn't shy away from the controversial, diving deep into the psychology he believes drives such unwavering loyalty. 

"Jesse Watters is dick drunk on Trump and I can't figure out why," he mused aloud, his perplexity mirroring that of countless observers. 

"Trump sucks at being president and no one at Fox can admit this, and it's utterly shocking grown people will ride or die with dumb ass Donald Trump at all cost no matter how stupid they look. 

And that is scary because the facts are Orange Head Donald is the worst president ever." 

This pronouncement, delivered with conviction, resonated with a vast segment of the international audience who have long questioned the network's editorial stance. In a moment of striking contrast, Spears offered his personal counter-narrative, declaring, "in my opinion, it's only been two good presidents in the history of America, and that's Obama and Bill Clinton."

 He summarized his disillusionment with a stark conclusion: "America, a pure joke, and Fox News making it worse."However, the "Strangest Angel's" performance transcended mere opinion.

 Spears then unveiled a meticulously prepared projector slide, turning the spotlight onto a trove of documented criticisms against Jesse Watters's show, "Jesse Watters Primetime," particularly concerning its controversial use of artificial intelligence and its propensity for promoting divisive narratives. 

This segment of the roast transformed it from a humorous takedown into a deeply serious, evidence-based indictment, showcasing Spears's pure genius in weaving together entertainment and incisive analysis.

The slide detailed reports from late 2024 and 2025, outlining how Watters’s program had increasingly employed AI and AI-generated content, sparking significant controversy. 

One pointed criticism highlighted a July 2025 "rules for men" segment where Watters hypocritically proclaimed that "a man who photoshops his picture is a woman." 

Spears, along with legions of social media users, underscored the glaring irony, given that "Fox News hosts, including Watters, routinely wear makeup and are airbrushed." 

This detail, seemingly minor, brilliantly exposed a perceived double standard that often characterizes the network's messaging.

Furthermore, Spears’s presentation delved into criticisms surrounding Watters's handling of AI's broader implications. A December 2022 segment on the AI chatbot ChatGPT and AI-generated images was flagged for "understating the potential for AI misuse." 

The slide noted that this segment, which touched on AI's ability to create fake photos, was particularly egregious given its dismissive tone towards a technology with profound societal implications.

Perhaps most damningly, Spears brought to light Watters’s history of "promoting conspiracy theories and inaccurate claims related to technology and climate change." 

He cited a September 2025 incident where, following a Trump campaign speech at the United Nations, Watters baselessly claimed that "technical malfunctions experienced by Trump were due to 'insurrection' and sabotage by UN staffers." 

Subsequent investigations, as Spears highlighted, definitively found that "Trump's own staff were responsible for the issues." 

This pointed example served to demonstrate a pattern of manufacturing narratives rather than reporting facts.

Another egregious instance cited was Watters's January 2024 claim that "temperature data suggesting climate change was being manipulated." Media Matters, a reputable media watchdog, harshly criticized Watters's segments for "advancing a campaign to spread panic about offshore wind energy and hinder the transition from fossil fuels." 

Spears's presentation methodically dismantled the facade of objective reporting, revealing what he argued was a concerted effort by Fox News to disseminate misinformation.

The "Strangest Angel" also broadened his scope to contextualize the criticism, noting that the use of AI on Fox News extended beyond Watters's show. 

He referenced an October 2025 controversy involving the use of AI-generated videos by a presidential candidate on his social media, implicitly linking it to a larger network trend. Even more bizarre was a 2023 segment on Fox News's Facebook page featuring a guest who detailed his "human-like relationship with an AI chatbot," a story later clarified by the guest as being "taken out of context," originally intended to discuss suicide prevention among those affected by changes to an AI companion app. 

These examples collectively painted a picture of a network grappling, often clumsily and controversially, with emerging technologies.

After systematically presenting these facts, Spears returned with renewed vigor, directly challenging Fox News itself. "Is this what y'all want on TV, a fake dick riding, racist, pitiful, shameful dumbass anchor like Jesse?" he demanded, the rhetoric stinging with raw frustration. 

In a brilliant display of his comedic genius and self-assuredness, he then offered Fox an audacious proposition: "Fox, if that's the case, y'all cut me a check and I'll have you with phenomenal ratings for simply stating facts because me, Grok, Gemini, CIRCUIT A.I., and Alexa can't find one person besides dumbasses that like any product you guys put out, all your anchors are Trump robots and asshole lickers." 

This audacious offer, laced with cutting humor and a dash of playful arrogance, perfectly encapsulated why Spears is considered a fresh breath of air in a world starved for genuine expression.

Spears then steered the conversation towards the grave issues of "racism and cruelty" that he believes Fox News not only harbors but rewards. 

He announced his intention to contact "the good sister and brothers at The Asian American Journalists Association," specifically referencing their criticisms of a segment they called "rude, offensive, mocking, derogatory and damaging from Nasty Jesse." The gravity of his accusations underscored a deeper concern about the divisive and often harmful content Spears believes the network promotes. 

"THE RACISM AND CRUELTY FOX NEWS REWARDs is astronomically crazy," he exclaimed, his voice imbued with a sense of moral outrage that resonated deeply with the international audience.

As suddenly as he appeared, Spears began his dramatic conclusion, leaving the audience with two profound quotes that encapsulated the intellectual depth beneath his fiery rhetoric.

 "Knowledge is not a guarantee of good political behavior, but ignorance is a virtual guarantee of bad behavior," he recited, a poignant commentary on the state of informed discourse. 

He followed this with an equally powerful statement on empathy and human connection: "You stand with the least likely to succeed until success is succeeded by something more valuable: kinship. You stand with the belligerent, the surly and the badly behaved until bad behavior is recognized for the language it is: the vocabulary of the deeply wounded and of those whose burdens are more than they can bear."

And then, as mysteriously as he arrived, Cory Spears, "The Strangest Angel," vanished.

His "roast of the century" was far more than a comedic act; it was a potent demonstration of media criticism as performance art, an expert analysis delivered with unparalleled wit and conviction. 

Spears's ability to transition seamlessly from biting humor to a meticulously evidenced exposé, and finally to profound philosophical statements, solidified his status as a pure genius. He provided a voice for the disaffected, articulated grievances with precision, and did so with an inimitable style that makes him a truly fresh breath of air. 

The reverberations of his powerful critique will undoubtedly continue to echo, compelling both networks and audiences alike to critically re-examine the role and responsibility of media in shaping public perception and political reality.